the big fat wank

What's Crappening?

Hey gals!

So what's happening, seems we're all a little wanked out for now! Life in CT has been hectic, burning the candle at both ends a bit through the weekend but there should be a little break over the next few days. Things are pretty much on track but there are certainly some adjustments to make before we go back to client Thursday after next.

To wank where the wankin' is free: My role in this project has been that of a strategist. I've been championing this role with a buddy, Stephan, and we've been working closely with the rest of our team. The project is going well, but the one area that they keep wanking is for is our solid, incredible, watertight strategy. Back of the net!!!

Can't wait to hear from you all soon. hint, hint - can you actually just...

K-dog, your nizzle, fir shizzle

0 comments 10:24 PM Nick Carraway

Sunday, October 08, 2006

can you actually just 11:23 AM

So Skrunkenated!!!!

If I get this right to post this message, ya’ll neeed to have a little silent applause, because SHIT it is taking allllllllll my energies!!!! Mikes and I have discovered the venue for the romantic summer I imagine… the one where we all recreate Gayzania like it’s never been known before. Said venue is called the “Waiting Room” and is owned by and exists above Café Royale on Long Street. It is so fucking cool I could eat my shorts. The likes of Goldfrapp meet the pixies only to party with The Violent Femmes when its gone daddy gone, love is gone… It’s just the best. So prepare yourself so squeak some serious takkie! Your correspondent in the city by the mountain, Kirblestien von Winkydink, singing out….. (out for the count that is!)

P.s. okat so as this stands circa 1:36am on Sunday morning October 8th, my internet is down. Chances are I’ll post this tomorrow morning. But I vow to change nothing. Let it be a true testament to my drunken state… (1 snack later..)

4 comments 11:23 AM Nick Carraway

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

can you actually just 12:46 PM

Being Corrine Cooper's bitch is a sad life...

SO>>>I'm DJing at the Nelson Mandela Hall Ball, I am wearing a new white suit and I'm mixing my music at dangerous levels... I feel like a rebel, I feel hot and I feel dangerous. This might seem like I'm about to wank about what a hot DJ I am, which I really don't mind doing but what I really am about to do is explain why I am now Corrine Cooper's BIATCH! She now is able to use and abuse me as she pleases (no not in that way, Bianca) I have to work for her for free... What a fuck up!
So back to the hotness at the ball; I am playing some Hip Hop (Becs do your dance) and suddenly the speakers cut and basically blow. These speakers, as Corrine says, are her prized and most expensive speakers which she only trusted them with me, because I have never blown a speaker or wrecked her equipment... WELL THAT WAS A MISTAKE! Never in her history, she says, has someone blown all four speakers at once... I fried them completely... oops.
The damage amounts to over four grand but she says I have to pay her only half of that which I cannot afford all at once. So I have to work for her for free and all fees I get for DJing have to go to her until I pay off the debt. I'm thinking of seducing her and playing her off with sexual favours instead of paying it in cash, what do think?

2 comments 12:46 PM Paula

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

can you actually just 11:36 PM

MCQP Costume Crisis

Right: MCQP

So glad that we'll all be there rah rah... Onto more serious business. Costumes.
Our costumes have to be bangin'. Now, it's a fine line we need to tread. We have to go all out and we need to attract the right, er, crowd. Thus our costumes have to fill the following essential criteria:

They need to be obvious (none of that guess who I am, it's so fucking abstract and up my own arse... Thing is if we can't come right with the clever kids, we need our costumes to be accessible by the hot but stupid. To that effect I propose that a willing jock be selected at Rhodes by whom to pass costume ideas, if he gets it, it's a keeper. If he doesn't, we move on...)

Having said this they need to be clever. The theme is 'Comic Strip'. We can't just go as comic characters... need to think a little outside the box here people... I predict there'll be loads of "seX Men"...

We need to form a group. It's important that we maintain the solidarity of the core...

Lastly and most importantly, we need to look f%^king hot! It's going to be hard to overcome the inherent goof embodied by the theme, but I feel we can all pull through together on this one.

So host brainstorming sessions thinly guised as dinner parties, monitor your dreams, Google, do whatever you have to... Just get us some costume ideas! I've even considered investing in a sewing machine for this very purpose (serious). Think I’d be able to learn to sew before December?

0 comments 11:36 PM Nick Carraway can you actually just 11:11 PM

Hurrah!

Hurrah for a forum in which to wank freely, although I fear this blog may have just rendered my personal one redundant… Oh well, wanking in groups is supposed to be more fun than wanking alone (so they say).

Tianca, this blog is beautiful. We are all so talented and intelligent. Not to mention devilishly good-looking. Although, on that note, I’m not altogether sure how happy I am about my “the Core” pic. In fairness I was moments away from a hearty vomit when that picture was taken. We can hardly call it ‘my best moment’. I’ll forward you something a little better when I find one I like.

On a serious note, girls, thank you so much for a truly wonderful weekend and for all the support through this tricky time. I have drawn so much strength from your kindness. I really appreciate you all.

Things this side are still a little raw. She was such an amazing woman, who touched so many people. There’s a memorial here in Cape Town tomorrow at noon in the gardens of the Mount Nelson.

Being in Grahamstown was so wonderful. It was so great to hang with my girls again. Bec, you were sorely missed. P, Binx, Faichie, thanks for all the chats and of course the bangin’ couture!

I long for December: That smooth comfortable feeling of the days sunshine still washing over our skin as the familiar ‘warm fingers’ of a glass of icy white wine start to gently stroke the top of my brain. Roxette is blasting in the background and I’m feeling hotter than magma, because I am, and we keep telling one another how exceptionally hot we are. Naturally we’re sharing tales of the fallen (those who are in love with us, but just won’t ever get any…) and the shrieking tones of Penny impersonation are abounding. Ah! A land of lighters on chains, stimulating conversation and, of course, plenty of ‘walking-man’ dancing… This before a few rounds of ‘Avenue Q’ and, lest we forget, Chris de Burg. Table Mountain will never have known a party quite like this one!

Can anyone confirm rumours that Nancy is now engaged to a wealthy Texan Oil Baron she found in Peru? Sounds like a bit of a tall tale, but hell, there’s nothing I’ll ever put past that babe. Please can someone (Bec, I feel this’ll be you) send me her email?

Also does anyone have some cool photos from the weekend?

0 comments 11:11 PM Nick Carraway